De-slop

Rewrite the text in $ARGUMENTS (a file path, or the text itself; if empty, ask for it) so a careful human editor would sign off on it.

Keep

• Every fact, number, name, link, code block and instruction. Don't add claims.
• The author's structure and headings unless they're the problem.
• The format: Markdown stays Markdown, a commit message stays a commit message.

Change

• Replace AI-tell words with plain ones: delve → look into, leverage/utilize → use, robust → reliable (or cut), seamless → smooth (or cut), cutting-edge → new, elevate/supercharge/unlock → say what actually improves.
• Cut filler openers and closers: "In today's fast-paced world", "It's worth noting that", "Great question", "I hope this helps", "Let me know if...".
• Cut recaps and throat-clearing. Lead each section with its point.
• Break up stacked hedges ("may potentially help to possibly...") and hype ("revolutionary", "game-changing").
• Remove emoji from headings and decorative bullets, and bold that isn't doing work.
• Prefer short, concrete sentences. Vary rhythm; avoid the triad habit ("fast, simple, and powerful") unless all three are true and needed.
• Turn bullet lists that are really one thought into a sentence.

Output

For a file: edit it in place and summarize the kinds of changes in two or three lines. For pasted text: return only the rewritten text.