Agent Anti-Pattern Audit

Treat a static hit as a candidate, never as a finding. Prove the failure mechanism, affected consumer, and safe correction before changing code.

Read references/field-guide.md before triage. It defines the source grades, six anti-pattern families, false-positive boundaries, finding record, and deletion gate.

Workflow

1. Freeze the base commit, tracked scope, exclusions, and generated inventory.
2. Reuse existing linters, dependency checks, slop scans, and test collectors. Do not create another scanner for a check they already perform.
3. Trace each candidate through static callers plus entrypoints, registries, decorators, import-by-string, side-effect imports, subprocess workers, schemas, public exports, persisted data, and compatibility contracts.
4. Apply AP-1 through AP-6 from the field guide. Record a harmful consequence or measured non-contribution; size, duplication, or unfamiliarity alone is insufficient.
5. Map affected tests to behavior and invariants. Detect source-string false positives, broad-exception false greens, private-shape pinning, environment leakage, duplicated scenarios, and tests that exist only to keep dead production seams alive.
6. Report every candidate as KEEP, SHRINK, DELETE, MEASURE, or DEFER. Stop for review before a whole-repository audit edits production or tests.
7. Apply accepted cleanup in small causal groups. Preserve one canonical implementation and rerun objective gates after every group.

Verdicts

Verdict	Meaning
KEEP	A named behavior, safety, evidence, compatibility, or operational consumer justifies the surface.
SHRINK	The contract is real, but a wrapper, branch, payload, capability, or test can be narrowed.
DELETE	The complete deletion gate passes and no contribution remains.
MEASURE	A suspected problem has a falsifiable hypothesis but insufficient evidence.
DEFER	The problem is real but ownership, migration, dependency, or approval blocks safe change.

GEODE Routing

Use the repository's existing surfaces when present:

• .geode/skills/slop-audit/SKILL.md and scripts/slop_audit.py for discovery-only heuristics;
• .claude/skills/codebase-audit/SKILL.md for general refactor workflow;
• .claude/skills/anti-deception-checklist/SKILL.md after every cleanup diff;
• Ruff, mypy, deptry, import-linter, architecture baseline, and pytest for deterministic verification.

Do not copy their instructions into this skill. Their results remain separate authorities because they scan different scopes and definitions.

Boundaries

• Do not impose universal tool-count, context-token, file-size, parameter, or line-count thresholds. Treat published numbers as setup-specific unless the target contract makes them normative.
• Do not infer dead code from zero textual imports. Check dynamic and external consumers first.
• Do not infer duplication from a shared method name or protocol signature.
• Do not delete tests together with code and call the resulting green suite proof. Name the surviving invariant.
• Do not convert a safety, migration, evidence, redaction, or rollback surface into slop merely because it adds code.
• Do not add a framework, store, registry, schema, dashboard, or automation without a named consumer and a repeated deterministic gap.
• Fail closed to MEASURE or DEFER when evidence is incomplete.

Output

Report:

1. base SHA, included/excluded inventory, and checks actually run;
2. coverage by audit bucket, without claiming every line was manually read;
3. findings with exact paths, evidence, falsifier, verdict, and smallest fix;
4. explicit false positives and retained surfaces;
5. cleanup order, verification, skipped/live gates, and remaining uncertainty.